November 23, 2006

Just For laughs

Filed under: Just For Laughs — Kaveeta Oberoi Kaul @ 1:16 pm
  • images.jpg The Smiths were dining out when his wife noticed a familiar face at the bar.
    “Honey,” she said as she pointed the guy out, “That guy at the bar has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago.”
    Her husband said, “That’s silly, no one celebrates that much!”
  • Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
    A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
  • “Will the father be present during the birth?” asked the obstetrician.
    “Nah,” replied the mother-to-be. “He and my husband don’t get along.”
  • The owner of a company tells his employees:
    You worked very hard this year. The company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I ‘ll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I’ll sign those checks.
  • A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession…even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
    After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, “Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!”
  • A blonde was being admonished by the doctor: Until the penicillin cleans out ur infection, u r to have no relations whatsoever!
    Pausing for a moment, blonde replied: Ok, but what about friends & neighbors?
  • Two old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over & whispered: My butt is going to sleep. ‘I know,’ replied the other, ‘I heard it snore three times.’


  1. HEY…good to see another of these.Did you get my mail? I read all the links of the last post..tremendous.

    Im still deciding which one of these..hyuk..hyuk..hyuk i like the best..will let you know tom..lemme laughtoday

    Comment by puja — November 23, 2006 @ 2:00 pm | Reply

  2. hehehehe..the blonde was just my kind

    Comment by dilip — November 24, 2006 @ 10:34 am | Reply

  3. Hi Puja..yep recd mail n replied pronto.take it cool. Lifes a teacher if we choose to look at it that way.,in other words do we have an option except’to do your best and f*** the rest’.I hate profanities but sometimes’control nahin hota’..

    Now dilip.. I get your point lound n clear m’dear.. arent all blondes, everyones kind!!

    Comment by kaveetaakaul — November 24, 2006 @ 3:52 pm | Reply

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