December 19, 2007

Some Humorous Sign Boards

Filed under: Just For Laughs,Random — Kaveeta Oberoi Kaul @ 8:26 am
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*Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:

Guitar, for sale……. Cheap……. ….no strings attached

* Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room:

Smoking Helps You Lose Weight … One Lung At A Time!

*Seen on a bulletin board:

Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.

*You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:

Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off

* Sign In A Bar:

“Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.”

* Sign In Driving School:

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don’t Stand In Her Way.

* Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.

* The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions

* Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.

* Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.

* The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

* Sign At A Barber’s Saloon In Detroit:

We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business

*Sign In A Restaurant:

All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

* Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window:

Don’t Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She May Be Your Grandmother !

πŸ™‚ It made my morning..hope it makes yours! Must thank Promod.. a dear friend for these.

Loved the reasoning behind aliens not having contacted us . Altho not quite sure if its quite true. Some blokes one meets come close to being typified as guessed right!

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  1. Good collection , it sure does make one smile, even if laughter does not come easily ,keep it up. Make us smile more often.

    Comment by kausar.feroz — December 19, 2007 @ 9:35 am | Reply

  2. witty and humorous ! thanx for posting

    Comment by Laxmi — December 19, 2007 @ 11:50 am | Reply

  3. ‘personally passed by manager!!!!!’..hahahaha..

    Comment by neha — December 19, 2007 @ 11:51 am | Reply

  4. Some really funny signboards

    read many to quote

    Trackback by — December 19, 2007 @ 11:56 am | Reply

  5. Hi Kausar really make you laugh loud I can send you some on email..this is a family site πŸ™‚

    Hi laxmi…thanks babe.

    Hi Neha..yeah that one was hillarious.

    Comment by kaveetaakaul — December 19, 2007 @ 2:38 pm | Reply

  6. The most wasted of all days is one without laughter .Send the emails I am waiting.Remember laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

    Comment by kausar.feroz — December 19, 2007 @ 10:33 pm | Reply

  7. wah ustad wah!!kausar bibi.. aap to philosopher mein tabdeel ho gayeen hain..subhan allah

    Comment by kaveetaakaul — December 19, 2007 @ 10:47 pm | Reply

  8. A Mom comes to visit her son Keval for dinner, who lives with a girl roommate Sunita.

    During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Keval’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Keval and his roommate than met the eye.

    Reading his mom’s thoughts, Keval volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates.”

    About a week later, Sunita came to Keval saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver chutney jar. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?” Keval said ,”Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her, just to be sure.”

    So he sat down and wrote:

    Dear Mother,

    I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the chutney jar from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.


    Several days later, Keval received an email from his Mother which read,

    Dear Son,

    I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Sunita, and I’m not saying that you do not’ sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now under the pillow…


    Moral: Be honest; don’t lie to your mother, especially if she is an Indian.

    nice post πŸ™‚ its like the carb free, calorie-less, oil free smooth offering – no health concerns πŸ™‚

    Comment by saptarshi — December 20, 2007 @ 10:51 am | Reply

  9. SUPER!!I Love it!! Oh yeah.. be honest to an Indian mother/wife/ πŸ™‚ We are SAVVY!

    and dont get too used to diet food sapt.. in the long run it tends to get boring..get ma point πŸ™‚ Sachiniti is spicy, hot,

    Comment by kaveetaakaul — December 20, 2007 @ 10:58 am | Reply

  10. yo there.. hot n sweet tomato chilly sauce – its different!!

    waiting for the year end bash…

    Comment by saptarshi — December 20, 2007 @ 11:28 am | Reply

  11. hello it is test. WinRAR provides the full RAR and ZIP file support, can decompress CAB, GZIP, ACE and other archive formats.

    Comment by SatEmictstiluct — December 31, 2008 @ 4:02 pm | Reply

  12. loved dem all… keep up da good work!!!

    cameron – Pakistan

    Comment by c ameron — November 26, 2009 @ 9:20 pm | Reply

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