Disclaimer: I may claim to be a Numerology freak but..This is not my creation and neither is it my philosophy.Received this in my mailbox from one of ’em totally corny types who oftentimes came up with fun..but this time it was ..well.. decide for yourself..Cynically brash..
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Mathematics
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it
goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to
give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more
than 100%? We have all been to those
meetings where someone wants you to give
over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here’s a little mathematical formula thatmight help you answer these questions
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U
V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
1819 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical
certainty that, while Hard work and
Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there, it’s the Bullshit and
A** kissing that will put you over the top.
Don’t you just Love it!!!
Loved your sense of humor pal……But…
Sachiniti 
If you go to think about it Kaveetaa he is quite right. In to days world, this ass kissing takes you higher up than any amount of hard work. Ask me .. i am in shit street coz I cant do it. My colleagues are experts in this field.
Comment by Neha — May 20, 2007 @ 8:50 am |
hmm… to some extent a** kissing takes you to places n what about PR (sum it up) ?at the sametime i believe, there is nothing like 100% , everything is 99.99…..%
Comment by rakesh — May 20, 2007 @ 1:37 pm |
Neha.. to each his own. It kinda robs you of self esteem and in the final analysis, if you dont love yourself it matters little if the world does.
True.. Rakesh.. thats semantics at play. Question is how much or rather does one at all subscribe to the above? Pr.. is I think a more positive derivative.. if one at all.
Comment by kaveetaakaul — May 21, 2007 @ 1:22 pm |
Censorship ?
Comment by Shaan Khan — May 22, 2007 @ 6:42 pm |
??
How do you mean Shaan? Didnt get it..there is no comment moderation as of now ..Did a comment not get thru?
Comment by kaveetaakaul — May 22, 2007 @ 7:39 pm |
Yes, I posted a comment which did not go through.
Comment by Shaan Khan — May 23, 2007 @ 4:12 am |
Strange…Perhaps you went onto another page before the comment had been sent to wordpress..or else there is no reason. WordPress does automatically spam comments on the basis of 2 or more links..but I checked..not there either.
Comment by kaveetaakaul — May 23, 2007 @ 12:20 pm |